do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute